Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction. Erich Fromm

How Football Could Save America

Whocuddanode???

Here is how Football could save America.  Every week millions of people watch football games. The teams have names like the Pittsburgh Steelers, the Kansas City Chiefs, the Green Bay Packers, and the Oakland Raiders. All very macho and manly names. Then there are the animal names: the Seattle Seahawks, the Philadelphia Eagles, the Chicago Bears, and the Detroit Lions.  The list goes on and on: the Buccaneers, the Cowboys, the Rams, the Chargers, etc etc.  But is this really America???  Are there any “steelers” left in Pittsburgh?  Or  ‘packers” left in Green Bay???  The only “Raiders” in California were the corporate kind, and now the ones buying foreclosed properties for pennies on the dollar.

Maybe if the football teams change their names, Americans could be reminded each week about the true status of America.

AFC Teams:

  1. Baltimore Robo-Signers
  2. Buffalo Bill Collectors
  3. Cincinnati Beggars
  4. Cleveland Brown-baggers
  5. Denver Brokes
  6. Houston Temp Jobs
  7. Indianapolis Clunkers
  8. Jacksonville Jumper Cables
  9. Kansas City Cheaps
  10. Miami Loan Sharks
  11. New England Pay Cuts
  12. New York Judgments
  13. Oakland RePo’ers
  14. Pittsburgh Starvers
  15. San Diego Charge Offs
  16. Tennessee Tent Citiers

NFC Teams:

  1. Arizona Car Sleepers
  2. Atlanta Foreclosures
  3. Carolina Panhandlers
  4. Chicago Bear Market
  5. Dallas Co-Signors
  6. Detroit Loans
  7. Green Bay Pink Slips
  8. Minnesota Vagabonds
  9. New Orleans Serfs
  10. New York Indigents
  11. Philadelphia Evictees
  12. San Francisco 99ers
  13. Seattle See Hocks
  14. St. Louis Rummagers
  15. Tampa Bay Bankrupts
  16. Washington Red Inks

Maybe if these names become the new logos, Americans will face reality and take the country back from Wall Street and the Big Banks!!!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

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